1. unprintable:

    How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

  2. zombieboobabe:

    Ryan and his “lost” footage. At least Lindsay is always there to save the day.

  3. princessbonnatha:

Let’s Play Minecraft - Episode 99 - Golden Hoe
  4. nibit:

    420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

  5. My room looks awesome with the gold skull piggy bank thanks to @brav3boy :3 ilysm you’re the best! <3

    My room looks awesome with the gold skull piggy bank thanks to @brav3boy :3 ilysm you’re the best! <3

  6. .

  7. subject13fringe:

    subject13fringe:

    Why yes I have bathed in the blood of a virgin

    I got a nose bleed in the shower once

    you guys can sTOP REBLOGGING THIS NOW OKAY THNX

  8. And to think that yesterday I wore a light sweater to school, and today it&#8217;s my winter jacket and I&#8217;m covered in snow. #mothernature #youbitch

    And to think that yesterday I wore a light sweater to school, and today it’s my winter jacket and I’m covered in snow. #mothernature #youbitch

  9. sneakyfeets:

    rapunzelie:

    oops I went on a rant

    last one is truth

  10. tacoposey:

    hicstreme:

    The saddest things in the world:

    -people forgotten on their birthdays
    -old people eating alone
    -animals left behind by their humans

    but if you combine the three you’d have one kickass disney movie

  11. Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

    • 1. What is you middle name?
    • 2. How old are you?
    • 3. What is your birthday?
    • 4. What is your zodiac sign?
    • 5. What is your favorite color?
    • 6. What's your lucky number?
    • 7. Do you have any pets?
    • 8. Where are you from?
    • 9. How tall are you?
    • 10. What shoe size are you?
    • 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
    • 12. What was your last dream about?
    • 13. What talents do you have?
    • 14. Are you psychic in any way?
    • 15. Favorite song?
    • 16. Favorite movie?
    • 17. Who would be your ideal partner?
    • 18. Do you want children?
    • 19. Do you want a church wedding?
    • 20. Are you religious?
    • 21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
    • 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
    • 23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
    • 24. Baths or showers?
    • 25. What color socks are you wearing?
    • 26. Have you ever been famous?
    • 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
    • 28. What type of music do you like?
    • 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
    • 30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
    • 31. What position do you usually sleep in?
    • 32. How big is your house?
    • 33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
    • 34. Have you ever fired a gun?
    • 35. Have you ever tried archery?
    • 36. Favorite clean word?
    • 37. Favorite swear word?
    • 38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
    • 39. Do you have any scars?
    • 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
    • 41. Are you a good liar?
    • 42. Are you a good judge of character?
    • 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
    • 44. Do you have a strong accent?
    • 45. What is your favorite accent?
    • 46. What is your personality type?
    • 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
    • 48. Can you curl your tongue?
    • 49. Are you an innie or an outie?
    • 50. Left or right handed?
    • 51. Are you scared of spiders?
    • 52. Favorite food?
    • 53. Favorite foreign food?
    • 54. Are you a clean or messy person?
    • 55. Most used phrased?
    • 56. Most used word?
    • 57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
    • 58. Do you have much of an ego?
    • 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
    • 60. Do you talk to yourself?
    • 61. Do you sing to yourself?
    • 62. Are you a good singer?
    • 63. Biggest Fear?
    • 64. Are you a gossip?
    • 65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
    • 66. Do you like long or short hair?
    • 67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
    • 68. Favorite school subject?
    • 69. Extrovert or Introvert?
    • 70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
    • 71. What makes you nervous?
    • 72. Are you scared of the dark?
    • 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
    • 74. Are you ticklish?
    • 75. Have you ever started a rumor?
    • 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
    • 77. Have you ever drank underage?
    • 78. Have you ever done drugs?
    • 79. Who was your first real crush?
    • 80. How many piercings do you have?
    • 81. Can you roll your Rs?"
    • 82. How fast can you type?
    • 83. How fast can you run?
    • 84. What color is your hair?
    • 85. What color is your eyes?
    • 86. What are you allergic to?
    • 87. Do you keep a journal?
    • 88. What do your parents do?
    • 89. Do you like your age?
    • 90. What makes you angry?
    • 91. Do you like your own name?
    • 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
    • 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
    • 94. What are you strengths?
    • 95. What are your weaknesses?
    • 96. How did you get your name?
    • 97. Were your ancestors royalty?
    • 98. Do you have any scars?
    • 99. Color of your bedspread?
    • 100. Color of your room?
    • PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
  12. Final exam, Bake 108 :3

    Final exam, Bake 108 :3